Does your train of thought have a caboose?
Don’t you think talk radio has way too much talk?
I missed the National Hockey League. Did I sleep through it??
Enough with the questions. Here’s a favorite license plate: PB4WEGO.
We’re into the golf season, and here’s a golf- ing definition John Patrell would like you to believe: An uphill lie is one written down by a golfer walking uphill.
Bill Engzel is one of the four comedians on the Blue Collar Comedy Tour tape and tv. One of his tales is about talking to a boy who has a date with his firstborn daughter. Engzel tells the boy how much he loves his daughter, when he expects her home and few more things, then adds, ‘I don’t mind going back to jail!?
The cells that make up the antlers of a moose are the fastest growing animal cells in nature.
–Porcupine Press.
My neighbor to the east is always offering to do things for me, so I wait for a strong wind from the west to stir up my leaves.
Being rich isn’t so great. What about Henry Ford? All those millions and he never owned a Cadillac.
What’s a person to believe? Headline: ‘It’s all work and little play in kindergarten. Experts fear kids face too much pressure as parents push learning earlier.? We’ve also seen headlines about how kids in other countries are out-learning American kids, how fewer Americans are going into graduate school, how technical jobs aren’t being filled by the less-qualified American students. So, we’re either teaching kids too fast or not teaching them enough, and there are experts backing up both sides. Kind of reminds me of Bette Davis? WWII song, ‘They’re either too young, or too old. They’re either too old or too grassy green.?
The early bird may get the worm, but it’s the second mouse that gets the cheese.
Are some animals left handed?
Does my clothes washer know the bleach and softener are coming from areas not seen by my detergent? Does the soap work better when it’s surprised by new arrivals?
Does your dog have a 1040 Income Tax Return? The form I have asks for status: Stray, Family, Top dog, Underdog. Dependents may be fleas, ticks, worms, ear mites. Incomes may include dog food, stolen roasts, beef by-products, stud fees and hunting and watching incomes. Deductions can be for casual eliminations, laundry (ring around the collar), spay pay, poultry retrieval, and credit for deposits behind bushes (safe deposits).
Our grandson, Dan, a Michigan State U. sophomore, is a Custodial Arts Engineer. And, he has one proud grandpa.
On being reminded of his 50th wedding anniversary coming up, Charlie Stilwell remarked, ‘Now it’s my turn to sit on the edge of the bed and cry.?
Is there a study that has determined there is a healant in a dog’s lick?
If you see an old guy like me driving while talking on a cell phone, get off the road. Personally, I get off the road when I have to call.
How cold was it? It was so cold three strippers got stuck on their brass poles.
Some in Washington and elsewhere, favor income redistribution. Walter Williams, Distinguished Professor of Economics at George Mason University says, ‘Income redistribution is simply a legal version of what a thief does – namely take the rightful property of one person for the benefit of another. The primary distinction between his behavior and that of Congress is legality.?
I started with a question, I’ll end with one: Bunnies hopping backwards — Are they receding harelines?