Lucille Ball said, ‘That stuff needs splainin.?? (Or maybe it was her Cuban husband Desi Arnaz . . . whatever.)
This old guys says, ‘My people skills are just fine. It’s my tolerance to idiots that needs work.?
I’ve been writing long hand since my mother taught me the rubber end of a pencil didn’t leave a trace. But, the lead end makes so many mistakes, I quickly run out of rubber ends. It’s lonely up and down here.
Explain that thought to me sometime.
* The biggest lie I tell myself is . . . ‘I don’t need to write that down, I’ll remember it.?
*Look how far I’ve gone in this column without getting political. It’s over!
Thomas Jefferson said, ‘The democracy will cease to exist when you take away from those who are willing to work and give it to those would not.?
One more: John F. Kennedy had a diner at the White House for a group of the brightest minds in the nation at that time. He made this statement: ‘This is perhaps the assembly of the most intelligence ever to gather at one time in the White House with the exception of when Thomas Jefferson dined alone.?
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Stay with me on this for at least a little while. President Obama put the word ‘Dhimmitude? in his health care bill and health care law.
My reader affirmed it is a real word.
Dhimmitude is the Muslim system of controlling non-Muslim populations conquered through jihad (Holy War). Specifically, it is the TAXING of non-Muslims in exchange for tolerating their presence AND as a coercive means of converting conquered remnants to Islam.
So, I as a Christian may have crippling IRS liens placed on all my assets, and could face prison time because I refuse to buy insurance or pay the penalty tax.
Louis Farrakkan (the Muslim) will pay no such penalty and will have 100 percent of his health needs paid for by the defacto government insurance.
Non-Muslims will be paying a tax to subsidize Muslims. This is Dhimmitude!
I wonder if Nancy Pelosi, or anyone else in Congress read this beauty before it was passed into Obama’s arsenal?
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* Marriage changes passion. Suddenly you’re in bed with a relative.
* I am a nobody: Nobody is perfect, and therefore I am perfect.
* Sign in a Chinese pet store: ‘Buy one dog, get one flea.?
* If flying is so safe, why do they call the airport the ‘terminal??
* I don’t approve of political jokes, I’ve seen too many of them get elected.